New Shoes, New Attitude!

Oh yes!!! I bought new trainers today wearing them now in fact, yep sitting here in my underwear with my spanking new kicks on, Sexxyyyyyy! :o), not just any pair but this pair of 'New Balance'.

I am only wearing them to see how comfortable they are, NB are supposed to be the best in training/running shoes on the market, particularly for their longevity, wear-ability and value for money.

I had intended on going to the Leisure Centre today to make good use of my monthly membership but instead I sorted out my finances and set about walking 2 miles (can I get a round of applause?) to the nearest shopping centre to get myself a pair of running shoes so that I would be able to walk comfortably on the second half of my journey home from work which is at least a mile.

On deciding this I stumbled upon a website that gives you routes anywhere in the UK to walk, how long it will take walking fast, medium and slow also how many calories the single journey will burn.... I was very surprised that walking 2 miles doesn't burn many calories at all... I worked out that I only burnt off... wait for it.... 163cals, fuck me! I burn more than that worrying about shit!!!

Ahh well I wont give up, at least if I don't go to the gym I can console myself in the fact I walked two miles and built some muscle in my flabby legs.

I first went into 'JD sports' and saw a pair for £60, "not bad" I thought being the latest design and all that... My Nike 'Rifts' cost more than that and I have 4 pairs and counting. So I got them, but not one to miss a bargain as my mates well know, I passed JJB and just had to stop by and see if I got a good deal. I instantly saw a pair I liked almost as much that cost only £24.99 and so it was decided..... needless to say I took the other pair back for a full refund and when asked why by the Sales Assistant I said

"Found a pair I liked cheaper elsewhere"

......Yet kept the bag.... I have NO shame! Hahaha!

Anyway....Bought two pairs of those high waisted-shaper-shorts thingies the other day shopping on Idealworld late one night, was a B.O.G.O.F how could I resist?! They came this morning..... I couldn't wait as I squeeeeeezed and squaaaaaashed myself into a pair, meticulously squidging every bit of fat in its place to get that "perfect look"... By the time I had finished I was too scared to fart in case I ripped a hole in the 'Oh-so-tight-and-lifted' buttock area, so I wore them under my Skinny Jeans. WONNDERFUL DARLING!

I am really sleepy now so off to settle down and watch some Music videos (and perv) then hopefully catch a horror movie on my newly installed Cable TV... I wonder how long will I have this service before I become disconnected and blacklisted LOL... damn I am too old for that shit, gone are the days you ordered stuff in another name.... Hahaahaa.. Just kidding MUM!!

Night x